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The kind of beanie that quietly signals to every other exhausted woman in the car park that you, too, are a card-carrying member of the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's basically a nod of solidarity you can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60% cotton, 40% acrylic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable blend — warm without baking your forehead indoors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForm-fitting cut that holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered (not printed), so it survives the wash and the weather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most heads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith messy hair, no makeup, a large coffee, sunglasses at 7am, and absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA note on the wait\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery cap is made to order. We don't warehouse stock and we don't mass-produce, which means it takes a little longer to get to you than a big-box hat would. It also means nothing ends up in a landfill because nobody bought it. One cap, made for you, start to finish. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for quietly not contributing to overproduction while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the Dead Tired Club.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dead Tired Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53345807663418,"sku":"3551219_4522","price":38.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/beanie-lifestyle.png?v=1776743407"},{"product_id":"dead-tired-club-cord-cap","title":"Dead Tired Club Cord Cap","description":"For sunny school runs, unwashed hair, and absolutely not being photographed.\n \n\u003cp\u003eThe low-profile corduroy cap you'll reach for every summer morning when your hair is questionable, your SPF is patchy, and you don't have the energy to do the whole “outfit” thing but would still quite like to leave the house looking like you have a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eSoft 100% cotton corduroy (the good kind, not scratchy), embroidered with the club logo on the front, and cut unstructured so it sits comfortably without the weird stiff-brim trucker-hat thing. Adjustable strap at the back with a gold buckle so it actually fits \u003cem\u003eyour\u003c\/em\u003e head, not just most heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eAlso: surprisingly good sun protection for the melasma-and-pigmentation conversation nobody warned you would become a Major Ongoing Saga in your 40s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% cotton corduroy — soft, breathable, slightly vintage\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile cut — sits nicely, no stiff-brim shelf situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCotton twill sweatband and taping inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets for breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with a gold-coloured metal buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHead circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8–56 cm) — fits most adult heads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eWith unwashed hair, sunglasses, a flat white, and absolutely nowhere you were planning to be photographed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eA note on the wait\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eEvery cap is made to order. 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It's working on the structure underneath it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe science: peptides support collagen signalling and firmness in the thin, structurally vulnerable under-eye area, addressing the volume and firmness loss that comes with declining oestrogen - distinct from, and complementary to, pigment-focused treatments for dark circles.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho's it for:\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eFor under-eyes that look like you had the big night out you didn't actually have. This isn't tiredness, it's perimenopause and menopause skin changes - the structure under your eyes breaks down faster than everywhere else on your face, hollowing and shadowing without your permission. If you've typed \"best eye cream for menopause\" into Google while side-eyeing your own reflection, this is aimed squarely at the actual structural cause, not another concealer or someone telling you to \"just get more sleep.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to apply it: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a_GcMg font-feature-liga-off font-feature-clig-off font-feature-calt-off text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003ePump a rice-grain amount on your finger. Pat gently under each eye, inner corner to outer. 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Sticky floors, 4am after parties, that one friend who always lost her jacket. You knew every beat to songs you can no longer name. These days the only drop you're waiting for is the one where the toddler finally goes down, and the closest thing you get to a warehouse party is the fluorescent hum of Bunnings on a Sunday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the jersey for that woman. Sport-cut, club-branded, worn like a football shirt for a team that no longer plays but absolutely still holds the record. Oversized enough to throw over anything, loud enough to be a personality, soft enough to fall asleep in at 8:47pm mid-sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetired. Not deceased.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOver bike shorts, under a puffer, at school drop-off, at the pub you now leave by nine, and on the couch at an hour that would have horrified you in 1999.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/71feea15487d4167ac65335a762ab41c.png?v=1785989013\" alt=\"\" width=\"292\" height=\"292\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/9eaeabb1e72d439391781cc86cebc934.png?v=1785989013\" alt=\"\" width=\"283\" height=\"283\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrue to size fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash on cold, do not tumble dry, do not iron the printed sections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA note on the wait\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery jersey is made to order. 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