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You wake up feeling like death.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny adhesive strip across the bridge of your nose physically holds your nasal passages open. That's it. That's the technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not glamorous. It looks slightly ridiculous in bed. It works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(And while we're here: there are 30 strips in a pack. If the person sleeping next to you happens to sound like a diesel engine idling at 2am, nobody's going to stop you from quietly sliding one onto their face. You'd both sleep better. 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Nothing to interact with anything else you're taking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDay or night\u003c\/strong\u003e — also useful for walks, yoga, a hike where you're actually trying to breathe deeply, or a workout if that's still a thing you're doing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThis is for you if:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou snore. Which, after 40, is most of us, and it's not a character flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou wake up with a dry mouth, a sore throat, or the faint echo of your own snoring almost every morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have chronic congestion, a deviated septum, perimenopausal swelling, seasonal allergies, a head cold, or any of the other reasons your nose has decided to half-close for business.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'd like to actually feel like you slept, rather than like you ran a marathon in your mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'd also, quietly, like the person next to you to breathe a little less… \u003cem\u003eloudly\u003c\/em\u003e. One pack, two participants, everyone sleeps. We don't judge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30 strips per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — one month of better breathing. 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