{"title":"Merch","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"dead-tired-club-embroidered-beanie","title":"Dead Tired Club Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the mornings when your hair is a choice you cannot make.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe beanie you pull on before the school run, the bin run, the 3pm supermarket dash, the dawn bassinet-to-car transfer where you simply do not have the capacity to deal with your fringe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft cotton blend, embroidered with the club logo (worn like a membership card that fits on your head), and cut to sit snug without feeling like a headlock. The kind of beanie that quietly signals to every other exhausted woman in the car park that you, too, are a card-carrying member of the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's basically a nod of solidarity you can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e60% cotton, 40% acrylic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBreathable blend — warm without baking your forehead indoors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForm-fitting cut that holds its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbroidered (not printed), so it survives the wash and the weather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne size fits most heads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith messy hair, no makeup, a large coffee, sunglasses at 7am, and absolutely no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eA note on the wait\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery cap is made to order. We don't warehouse stock and we don't mass-produce, which means it takes a little longer to get to you than a big-box hat would. It also means nothing ends up in a landfill because nobody bought it. One cap, made for you, start to finish. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for quietly not contributing to overproduction while you're at it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the Dead Tired Club.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dead Tired Club","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53345807663418,"sku":"3551219_4522","price":37.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/beanie-lifestyle.png?v=1776743407"},{"product_id":"dead-tired-club-cord-cap","title":"Dead Tired Club Cord Cap","description":"For sunny school runs, unwashed hair, and absolutely not being photographed.\n \n\u003cp\u003eThe low-profile corduroy cap you'll reach for every summer morning when your hair is questionable, your SPF is patchy, and you don't have the energy to do the whole “outfit” thing but would still quite like to leave the house looking like you have a personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eSoft 100% cotton corduroy (the good kind, not scratchy), embroidered with the club logo on the front, and cut unstructured so it sits comfortably without the weird stiff-brim trucker-hat thing. Adjustable strap at the back with a gold buckle so it actually fits \u003cem\u003eyour\u003c\/em\u003e head, not just most heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eAlso: surprisingly good sun protection for the melasma-and-pigmentation conversation nobody warned you would become a Major Ongoing Saga in your 40s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eThe details\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e100% cotton corduroy — soft, breathable, slightly vintage\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eUnstructured, 6-panel, low-profile cut — sits nicely, no stiff-brim shelf situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCotton twill sweatband and taping inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e6 embroidered eyelets for breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdjustable strap with a gold-coloured metal buckle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eHead circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8–56 cm) — fits most adult heads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eWith unwashed hair, sunglasses, a flat white, and absolutely nowhere you were planning to be photographed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \n\u003ch4\u003eA note on the wait\u003c\/h4\u003e\n \n\u003cp\u003eEvery cap is made to order. 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