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Fridge gives a milder cool if the freezer is too much for you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTake it out, lie down, drape or strap it over your eyes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15–20 minutes. No phone. Eyes closed. Breathe out longer than you breathe in.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturn to the freezer when finished. Ready to go again the next time your nervous system asks for it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe small print\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf it feels uncomfortably cold, take it off — the goal is calming, not numbing. Don't apply directly to broken, irritated, or sunburnt skin. 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