{"product_id":"active-sleep-nose-strips","title":"Sleep Nose Strips","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the nights you wake yourself up snoring. And the mornings your throat feels like you slept with it wide open. Because you did.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSomething you'd never have believed in your 30s: at some point in your 40s, you start waking yourself up with your own snoring. Your mouth is dry. Your throat is scratchy. You're vaguely certain you slept, but you also feel like you've been gargling air for eight hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere's what's actually going on: perimenopause, hormonal shifts, a bit of tissue inflammation, a slightly off-centre septum you never noticed, and the general sag that gravity brings to every soft tissue in your body all conspire to make your nose \u003cem\u003eless effective\u003c\/em\u003e than it used to be. Your airway narrows. You default to mouth-breathing. You snore. You wake up feeling like death.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny adhesive strip across the bridge of your nose physically holds your nasal passages open. That's it. That's the technology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not glamorous. It looks slightly ridiculous in bed. It works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e(And while we're here: there are 30 strips in a pack. If the person sleeping next to you happens to sound like a diesel engine idling at 2am, nobody's going to stop you from quietly sliding one onto their face. You'd both sleep better. You didn't hear it from us.)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat it actually does\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHolds your nasal passages physically open\u003c\/strong\u003e — more airflow, less mouth-breathing, significantly less snoring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWorks for 8–12 hours\u003c\/strong\u003e — one strip gets you through a night, a long-haul flight, or a full run.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGentle adhesive, hypoallergenic\u003c\/strong\u003e — stays put without pulling your skin off in the morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo medication, no drowsiness, no dependence\u003c\/strong\u003e — it's literally just a strip. Nothing to interact with anything else you're taking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDay or night\u003c\/strong\u003e — also useful for walks, yoga, a hike where you're actually trying to breathe deeply, or a workout if that's still a thing you're doing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThis is for you if:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou snore. Which, after 40, is most of us, and it's not a character flaw.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou wake up with a dry mouth, a sore throat, or the faint echo of your own snoring almost every morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have chronic congestion, a deviated septum, perimenopausal swelling, seasonal allergies, a head cold, or any of the other reasons your nose has decided to half-close for business.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'd like to actually feel like you slept, rather than like you ran a marathon in your mouth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'd also, quietly, like the person next to you to breathe a little less… \u003cem\u003eloudly\u003c\/em\u003e. One pack, two participants, everyone sleeps. We don't judge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e30 strips per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — one month of better breathing. (Two weeks, if you decide to share.)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTGA approved\u003c\/strong\u003e — Australian regulatory standards.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWash and dry the bridge of your nose. No moisturiser, no oils, no serums — the adhesive needs a clean surface.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeel. Centre. Press. The strip sits across the upper half of your nose, gently pulling the nostrils wider.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLeave on for 8–12 hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRemove gently in the morning. Warm water softens the adhesive if it's being stubborn.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eThe small print\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTGA approved and hypoallergenic, but if you have sensitive skin, do a patch test on your forearm before committing to a full face. Don't apply over broken, sunburnt, or irritated skin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eImportant: if your snoring is loud, frequent, and accompanied by gasping, choking, or long pauses in breathing, please see a GP. That can be a sign of sleep apnoea — and nose strips can't treat apnoea. They won't fix an untreated sleep disorder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the Dead Tired Club survival kit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"On The Nose Co","offers":[{"title":"Clear \/ 1 Pack","offer_id":53350144278842,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPC1","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ 3 Pack","offer_id":53350144311610,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPC3","price":81.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Clear \/ 6 Pack","offer_id":53350144344378,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPC6","price":140.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 1 Pack","offer_id":53350144377146,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPB1","price":35.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3 Pack","offer_id":53350144409914,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPB3","price":81.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 6 Pack","offer_id":53350144442682,"sku":"ACTIVESTRIPB6","price":140.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/lifestyle-nose-strips.png?v=1776833709","url":"https:\/\/shop.deadtired.club\/products\/active-sleep-nose-strips","provider":"Dead Tired Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}