{"product_id":"mini-rechargeable-fan","title":"Mini Fan Phone Charger","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the hot flush that hits mid-meeting, school pickup, or while you're standing at the post office.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe handbag essential for women whose internal thermostat has its own opinions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the moment. You're sitting in a meeting, or queuing at the supermarket, or watching your kid in the school nativity play, and suddenly the heat starts climbing. Your face is going. Your top is becoming a problem. You've got about ninety seconds before you're visibly, publicly, \u003cem\u003eunmistakably\u003c\/em\u003e having a hot flush in front of fourteen other people who are inexplicably comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the fan that lives in your handbag for that exact moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuiet enough to use in the back of a Zoom call without anyone noticing. Small enough to disappear in your bag. Strong enough to actually move air across your face. And — usefully — folds out into a phone stand with the fan angled at you, for the days when you're working from home and would quite like a small breeze trained on your forehead while you pretend everything is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhat it actually does\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree speed settings\u003c\/strong\u003e — a whisper for in-meetings, a medium setting for the school run, a strong setting for emergency-grade flush events\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e36 dB or quieter\u003c\/strong\u003e — properly meeting-friendly. You can run it under your desk and the people on the other end of the Zoom call won't hear it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFolds out as a phone stand\u003c\/strong\u003e — flip the fan head up, prop your phone in the base, angle the fan at your face. Engineering as personal climate control.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e3,000 mAh rechargeable battery\u003c\/strong\u003e — runs for several hours on a charge, depending on speed setting\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSB-C charging\u003c\/strong\u003e — same cable as your phone, no special charger nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDoubles as an emergency power bank\u003c\/strong\u003e — the 3,000 mAh battery can also charge your phone via the built-in USB-A out. Not a substitute for a proper power bank, but it'll buy you a meaningful top-up when your phone dies somewhere inconvenient.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in green, blue, pink, or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eBest worn (or, more accurately, best used)\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn your handbag, for the unannounced supermarket flush\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOn your desk during video calls, with your phone propped in it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAt the school nativity \/ assembly \/ formal \/ wedding \/ funeral \/ 40-something birthday-party season that does not end\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOn a long-haul flight, where airline overhead vents have apparently been replaced with decorative air-shaped objects\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIn the car at the school pickup queue when you've been sitting in the sun for ten minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHospital waiting rooms, government office queues, anywhere you've been waiting too long for the temperature to make sense\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow to use\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePress the power button to turn on. Press again to cycle through three speeds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTo use as a phone stand: gently fold the fan head up, slot your phone into the base, angle the fan at your face.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCharge via USB-C when the battery dies. Full charge takes around 2 hours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to the Dead Tired Club survival kit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dead Tired Club","offers":[{"title":"Blue","offer_id":53410311209274,"sku":"CJDD113920401AZ","price":23.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":53410311242042,"sku":"CJDD113920409IR","price":23.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":53410311274810,"sku":"CJDD113920403CX","price":23.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":53410311307578,"sku":"CJDD113920405EV","price":23.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/3539\/7946\/files\/product-fan-green-lifestyle-4x5.jpg?v=1777976449","url":"https:\/\/shop.deadtired.club\/products\/mini-rechargeable-fan","provider":"Dead Tired Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}